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Thank you for the wonderful product! I must admit, that like most I was sceptical, but after decades of abysmal haircuts by expensive barbers locked in 70’s timewarps I thought I’d give it a try. The "real stories" page (to which I am submitting this testimonial!) sounded hopeful but how can one tell just how "real" these allegedly "unsolicited" testimonials are? Well, I can assure anyone considering buying a unit that the "real stories" page is actually DISINGENUOUS - only because it does not adequately (in my opinion) convey the TRUE potential of the product! In short, the advertising conveys Robocut as a precise machine that can cut hair accurately every time – which it does perfectly! – but leaves one with the impression it may all be too "mechanical" to cut human hair! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG! The mistake is to think of hair CUTTING as organic – hair STYLING is organic – it is therefore remiss to leave the cutting part to something as inherently flawed as a human hairdresser! The true genius of the Robocut is that it cuts hair to a precision a human haircutter could NEVER achieve AND due to the superb nature of the design allows professional "styling" at the flick of a wrist! Believe me, use this thing a few times and all those odd, weird haircuts you’ve had in the past will be a distant memory! And unlike a real hairdresser you get a second. . .and third chance! My hair was long, straggly, unkempt; I cut it with Robocut, using the instruction book as a guide, then next day refined and cut it AGAIN until I was completely happy. Vain? Sure! But at London prices I figure I saved $60 EACH TIME and got the best haircut in town because unlike a jaded hairdresser I actually gave enough of a damn about my personal grooming to do the job again and GET IT RIGHT! So take my advice, give into your vanity, buy a Robocut for pennies and never want for a great looking haircut again! I am taking the unusual step of including my personal email in this letter, and if they put it up, feel free to contact me to discuss just how good this product is! And before anyone goes getting any ideas, I do NOT work for this company, I do NOT have shares in this company, and I am NOT paid by this company for my testimonial! My only vested interest in Robocut is to ensure they stay in business at LEAST until I either die or go bald – so it’s either give their UK marketing a little push or go back to looking like a bit of a rag doll! I told them to use the line. . . "Robocut is to personal grooming what the Windows operating system is to personal computers . ." in there marketing as this is no more than the truth. Sincerely, with thanks. Richnimmo57@yahoo.co.uk
Richard, London, UK